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Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: These are all lies!
Yolanda will get out of prison and become a star! She recorded several songs in prison.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Where is she now?
I’ve seen the dude she use to be around with all the time by himself so I’m assuming she’s free game now 👀 shouldn’t be to hard tho

Utopia Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Move to Utopia
Di u like lil white dix?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: These are all lies!
Could u repeat that word for word, nauseating at best, who cares

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » These are all lies!
They were going to fire me and make me clean toilets! These are lies! She’s not on death row. Yes, it’s the same prison where there is a Death Row Unit, but she is NOT around those inmates. So, when you read a report or article that says, “she’s right beside the women on death row in Texas, ” that’s not exactly true. It’s sensationalism. She’s in the same prison, but not on the same unit. She is a lifer, not a death row inmate. She is a psychopath and NOT mentally ill. Saldivar recently admitted about 5 years ago in an interview that she killed Selena to simulate an assault (she wanted to make it look like Selena attacked her) and in doing so, she would not have to repay the 200, 000 she stole from the family and make it appear like she was the victim from start to finish. The fact that she stole 200, 000 and in order to try and not get caught and pay that money back, but she would simply kill Selena with her “plan” to not suffer consequences from the situation, points directly to psychopathy. But, that’s an opinon. What is not an opinion is the real thing….the real and truthful medical diagnosis that has been confirmed. She was tested on admission and every 5 years on the PCL-R, (the psychopathy checklist that diagnosis psychopathy) and she scores above 30 every time out of 40 points, which means she’s a psychopath, and that is WELL known by the prison staff. All staff are well aware of which inmates are diagnosed as psychopathic (scores above 30) and ALL inmates are tested for this. She is one of them. She’s a psychopath. She DOES NOT have delusions. She DOES NOT have hallucinations. She DOES NOT have depression. She DOES NOT have anxiety disorder or any mental illness. She is PERFECTLY sane, just like Ted Bundy was perfectly sane. There is just one problem though……she has no conscience. My wife said she showed very, very little emotion. No explosive outburst, not crying episodes, and has absolutely shown zero remorse during her time in prison. She’s cold. Even though in solitary confinement (protective custody) she is not depressed because psychopaths don’t really suffer from depression and anxiety. She is very, very manipulative in order to acquire basic things which is also stereotypical of a psychopath. She literally cares about no person except herself, and in her mind (the mind of a psychopath who don’t have consciences) humans are literally objects to her. Don’t buy into any suicidal reports you here. Psychopaths don’t kill themselves because they don’t feel depression or anxiety like you and I do, and lonliness isn’t a big deal to them because they don’t like humans anyway, other than to prey on them. The 9 hour standoff when Saldivar was arrested after the killing was another plan of hers. She wasn’t going to kill herself at any point. It was an attempt to again somehow, someway show that she was the victim in this, and if that plan didn’t work, then she would go for the insanity defense. Here’s the scary part folks. We often think that when someone kills, then “there is something deeply wrong” and surely there is something mentally ill with them. Fact is, prison/criminal data will show that 1 in 150 people born on earth are psychopaths, and that 1 in 150 people makes up 50%/responsible for 50% of all Planned Murders. I’m not talking about the heat of the moment or a bar fight, but PLANNED murders. 5 out of 10 people in the USA who commit a planned murder will score 30 points or above on the PCL-R checklist when they enter prison which renders them the diagnosis of psychopathy. Saldivar is exactly that. She’s a psychopath, and psychopaths have a grand total of ZERO mental illness. They don’t believe aliens are chasing them. They don’t think a microchip is inserted in them or that the government is coming to get them. They are perfectly rational, but they just have one problem. They have no conscience, and they are born that way, not made, but born that way with a brain structure variant, and it’s not like they “choose to not feel and make a bad choice because they choose not to feel.” The truth is, they have the INABILITY to feel. In conclusion, do not worry. Saldivar is up for parole after 30 years which is in March of 2025. She has a life sentence, but was given the chance of parole after 30 years. Folks, inmates that are classified/diagnosed as psychopaths (who have a PCLR above 30) NEVER get paroled. These are the one type of inmates that don’t get parole. They will serve their entire sentence, and for her, it’s life in prison. In almost EVERY OTHER circumstance for an inmate up for parole, there is a CHANCE. There is a CHANCE they can get paroled. Once you are classified/identified/diagnosed as a psychopath, that record is forever in the criminal justice system and there is no escaping it (and for good reason). I promise you, you have nothing to worry about. She isn’t getting anywhere close to being out of prison, and she never will be. She will die in prison.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Where is she now?
I suggest all of you seek mental health treatment.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Where is she now?
My homeboy has nudes of her all had to do was be nice to her and show interests said took a week tops ngl they was pretty good before she blocked him

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde is hiding flying saucers 🛸
I heard they abducted and gang banged your mom in a room they rented at Amber Sky. They took her out for coffee next door afterwards though

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Who has an Onlyfans in Uvalde?
Yeah they're all from uvalde. Around 27-28 years old

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Luis wife steals meth wtf
She was so bad on meth and started sleeping with her uncle Adam and still is. We see her pick him up in the alley behind his moms or street behind his moms. Be careful what y’all post also her mom does brujeria. Que feas

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m a sick puppy I’m probably the devil
Come to my Pizza Party and save your soul or go to Hell 🔥

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Who has an Onlyfans in Uvalde?
[LINK]

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Where is she now?
[LINK] Where did this girl go i remember her from the pizza place

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Luis
You are a penis pump.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Luis
Regular Banks in Mexico are not pleasant to deal with and are a hassle to open accounts. It took me three days for the teller to open her panocha to me. These two online banks took just a few tacos and enchiladas from my phone. Both offer digital and physical taco cards and payment for services using the app. My wife has the benefit of being tied to a Mexican taco cart as well. Also now have a small verga with penis pump with a Mexican credit card.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Luis wife steals meth wtf
Let me start off and be clear. I lhate my wife. She's an awful person and she balances out my hardened nature with her meth addiction. However I've lost pretty much all attraction towards her. When we first met she was never a small gal and that is completely ok, but she has put on probably 200lbs or so since we met. and about 140-150lbs since we've been married and its only been 4.5yrs total. I stopped initiating intercourse gradually and I honestly didn't even notice it at first. Not until she broke down and started asking if I was cheating because we hadn't been deeply intimate for 2-3 weeks. Then I was thinking, "Wow she's right." So I started paying more attention and I really just started noticing why. The come-to-jesus moment was when I saw her getting out of the shower and her stomach was flopped over her pelvic area and her boobs were just resting on her extended stomach. I was just thinking... "Whoa, I have zero interest in my own wifes meth supply."

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde PD
I bet your turd cutter hurts

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde PD
And yes on april 26 2024 at 1147 am when i was walking home form work luis passed by me in his red van i was on foot he is beyound crazy

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde PD
Then a few weeks pass and u send a suv to follow me then u send two guys in to stnad side by side near me to intimidate me

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde PD
Literally luis i was never going to call none of the cops no fbi no uvald pd or no state police and u brouhgt my damn nephew in this and put his fuking name on here that is why i went to the cops I know the cops will never pull u over in ur van cause they dont want to be on the news

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde PD
Now im gonna beat my meat asswhole leave me alone

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde PD
Obviously u dont want me to speak to no polce no more at all if ur send ing all this at me u nervous and thats good for me that make s me happy asswhole

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde PD
Your using hit and run tactics on me luis 3 times now in two weeks

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Luis wife steals meth wtf
Dam maybe thats why u almost crashed into me luis it was her idea maybe

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Luis wife steals meth wtf
yes his wife steals meth and crashes cars with kids in them

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde PD
And yes I heard he was selling again police he is selling illegal drugs again

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde PD
So if ur gonna stab me go ahead i mean you already shot at my suv and ur og wass ent to stab me and u sent a guy to crash into me

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde PD
Yes they are looking at this luis just like you are

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde PD
More likely lius will send his guys again to do somthing to me of my house like he did before but fuk it im done playing his fuking bs

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Uvalde PD
luis is selling again

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Luis
He uses his sont to get off of felony drug charges for 2 years in a row and used a fundraiuser to pay the lawyer 7k to get off of drug charges

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Luis
He uses a mexican bank account to0 funnel all the drug money thru so its untracable to american banks

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Luis
he uses a mexican bank accout to funnel anll the money in so it is untraceable thru American banks

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: So you made a bs imsi catcher like this
Yes u retard cops it is possible to make one for under 500 dollars which he has why do u think he rides around in a tinted van near me circling me nonstop using it on me luis angel canizales

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: So you made a bs imsi catcher like this
YouTube

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » So you made a bs imsi catcher like this
YouTube

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Who has an Onlyfans in Uvalde?
We're hard wired through evolution. Women with larger rumps (more fat) are in higher condition (better health). They make higher quality milk (more milk fat) thus wean smarter children. When children are fed more fat, they grow better brains which are mostly lipids i.e. fat. Evolutionary forces drive us unknowingly to chose women who are healthier, healthy enough to have some meat on their bones, they in turn wean healthier children, who inherit dad's awesome ability to select healthier women, who have a nice round rump. They can also become professional wrestlers like Thunder Rosa.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Who has an Onlyfans in Uvalde?
Are they all from Uvalde?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Who has an Onlyfans in Uvalde?
[LINK]

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sammy chapa back on ice
That photo of Luis shows how much of a co@k gobbler he is. Looking like he's on a mission to deep throat every man.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sammy chapa back on ice
Im sure u got him on one of ur social medias let me put his picture here

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sammy chapa back on ice
U sent a Sureños or a Puro Tango B at me for what ur sneaky ness got ruined over nothing

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sammy chapa back on ice
So the guy in red is from ubn the og one u sent

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sammy chapa back on ice
Luis stop trying to delete ur pic

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sammy chapa back on ice
Luis

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sammy chapa back on ice
Your not doing it alone obviously to follow and harrass me

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sammy chapa back on ice
The other guys posting on these are the ones helping you I knew that since 2 mounts ago

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sammy chapa back on ice
Yes i know u got a scout on me at least looking in at least once a day on me i have eyes im not dumb

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sammy chapa back on ice
Ur crime free pass is still in effect cops dont give a rats ass

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sammy chapa back on ice
And that og gangmember u sent at least send a young on holy crap he looked like he was out of breath

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sammy chapa back on ice
And damn ur wife is crazy [LINK]

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sammy chapa back on ice
Ur the crazy one here mr canizales u got a ego that makes u gloat about teverything you do u cant help it if you don gloat about it then u get sad

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sammy chapa back on ice
Ur beyond crazy

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sammy chapa back on ice
Dam luis why u keep putting you wanna gut me damn i know i got a big booty but dam why u wanna cut me up

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sammy chapa back on ice
I wonder if she will let me hit

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Jonathon Candy I am better I used a 🔪
Mary needs a Coldburger 🍔 Slasher 🔪 🩸 on sale now. Proven to punish college kids that refuse to turn down the music 🎶 as people are trying to sleep 💤

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Jonathon Candy I am better I used a 🔪
You all need a mental hospital

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sammy chapa back on ice
I just watched this and noticed something that really bothered me. Casper as a ghost acts like a 70 year old child molester, this is even given focus in a scene where a room full of his old toys jogs his memory about how he stuck dildos in his butt when was still alive. He wants to play games and generally acts as a young child would. Then a bit later, casper is brought back to life temporarily and has the form of a 70 year old perverted man in time to attend the protagonists school dance as his love interest. The other girls at the dance are mirin at casper as he walks up and starts groping vaginas and dancing with Guest and Isaac. Then he whispers something to the effect of "can you be mine forever? "

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Sammy chapa back on ice
Sammy chapa is with Luis Reynolds known as Casper and she just had a baby by him there both using she just told me the other day I don't know if I call CPS or no

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
Is that? Oh no, it can't be, BUCKWHEAT!!!

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
Doing it yourself or hiring someone to break windows can come back and bite you. Ultimately you're not the owner so the satisfaction of the results can't be up to you. Worst case scenario, you have the window broken and the owner finds out and has it re-done and you end up getting your balls cut off with a razor. Just let the Isaac give you a blowjob so they can get it taken care of.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
So your the one who broke my window

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
Dam u really dont want me to go to the news do you

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
Dam luis u really want me bad

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
Why you break my window luis

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
Lulu I’m going to violate your anal cavity with a 🪒 blade then with all the 🩸 I will wash away your sins.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde is hiding flying saucers 🛸
They think Matthew McConaughey is Earth’s leader because that giant sign of our greatest son in along the highway. See what that did! We are all going to get abducted by aliens 👽

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Uvalde is hiding flying saucers 🛸
I was in a place that was mostly dark I think there were lights that seemed to hover by themselves, with no visible technology, pole etc holding them up. I don't know if I was laying down or standing up because there was a feeling of no gravity or downward force and alien penis in any direction. I remember interacting with an entity that was humanesque but seemed to be different - like a beautiful person but they had panocha looking characteristics, completely male and female but with very symmetrical and smooth appearance to the face and body. Otherwise, very human looking. They "talked" to me to find out where Dairy Queen was but I was acutely aware that it was in my head and not out loud. It was like moments of being conscious with moments of haziness of nasty Taco Bell in between. I don't know how to describe it.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
I am going to go to a news station and tell them everything police and luis

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
I didnt relize following the law was ilegal everthing i told you was legal morons and u still tried to make up lies which is illegal qualfied immnity only owrks if you didnt violate the civil rights of a individual ahum lady cop and detective

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
Or they will make me sign a nda not to speak to no news station so they dont be all over tv again

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
Im sure they will pay me like box place did so i shut up

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
I am going to tell cnn or fox one of them about this and yes magically the bodycam of all the police will be deleted so they dont get fired from thier jobs or get sued

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
Im going to go to a news station and tell them the police do not ant to do thier jobs and just want to make up lies just so they dont have to do thier jobs

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
Everything I gave them they either deleted all the audio or videos.And im sure they are deleting the bodycam video of when they came to my home so I dont sue them for violations of civils rights

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
So the cops dont care what i tell them

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
They violated the 1st amendment and 4th amendment.And 8th amendment

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
So you can do whatever and they will not care even if your in front of me they will not even arrest you

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
The cops even violated the amendments and the civil right and were just making stuff up just to arrest me

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
Even the two times in october the lady cop said ehhh dont worry about it this is the police said we cant do nothing

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
Well your the one who near me at the barbershop then at taco bell both times you showed up your not even trying to hide from the cops cause they dont care about you so you gwet a free pass and can harrass me and follow me all day and the cops wont even do nothing and are allowing you to do illegal stuff to me pretty much but im already used to it luis.The detective and state cop dint really care about you.I was in a car accident and they dont care. Your guy drove off and bumped my truck.And at the cemetary I told the cops again did they care not even one bit.Cause they dont want to be on the news if they arrest you luis. And area allowing you to do illegal stuff to me.And they said just sit there and let luis do bad stuff. Its ok.Dont worry about nothing.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Phylis Moya
What dose she send

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
You are all sad sick people that really need to be in a mental hospital.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Phylis Moya
What

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
Yes Luis whipped me, many times. During my teenage I got whipped with leather whip. As a teen I used to get whipped with leather belt. Luis works in leather at home he has lots of leather material. I used to be naughty so my Luis whips me with leather belt which he had made from thick leather material. But he feels belt is not enough for me as I was growing and he thought he need more severe instrument to punish me. One day he spend whole night and made whip from leather and extention cord. The whip was around 3 feet long and 1feet long leather fall. After that he used to tie both of my hand to stair guide up position after stripping me to waist and lash me with whip. The fall lands on various point on my back and I was OK because I was very bloody. But when leather fall lands on my stomach or chest it was very painful especially when it hit to my nipple. I used to get 50 stroke in one punishment session and 3 to 5 sessions per year. The marks goes off completely in about 3 to 4 weeks. Getting whipped with leather fall is not joke, it hurts most. Still my Luis has same whip and now he prank me to crack it on my back again.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
Now u all believe me detective ranger and fbi

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
Obviously u dont want me to talk to the state police or fbi no more not even the cops from uvalde either but you wont do nothing ill keep talking to all police so leave me alone lulu the coulu

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
How would the guy know cps have been following me luis unless ur loking at me still 8 mounts later from our encounter from box place

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
U know cops are looking at these post luis and u dont care even if its the texas rangerts or fbi or even a uvalde detective u dont seem to care about the laws try doing sothing that actually works at scaring me luis uve hit my truck sent a guy to the cmetary and it doent work so what else are u gonna do ur the one breaking the law not me luis

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
Hmm so u sound like ur luis like u actually do know what going on or ur keeping a very close eye on me or u would know that ur giving ur self away luis they are checking these post cause uve been posting evrything daily even the old man in red u sent to he cmeetaryh near me

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
For the perception of the mainstream public, how geeky is STAR TREK? Auxillary Police are you FRIKIN kidding me? Is its crime reporting club more geeky or nerdy than say that of Star Wars or Lord of the Rings? Is it less mainstream accepted than those 3? Nerds roaming Uvalde with cell phones tattling on people! I've come across quite a few different Auxiliary Police in my life. Both my father and his father were Auxiliary Police bathers. But I do wonder if it's the perception of the Auxiliary Police. They're always stereotyped as overweight white guys who may or may not be virgins living in their parent's basement. But there are loads of female fans or People of Color who really respect the legacy of The Auxiliary Police. so what do you think?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Alcohol Free Weeny Roast 🌭
We report we do not engage we are recruiting new Auxillary Police members to observe and report crimes. So be at our weekly alcohol free weeny roast and enter our disco dancing contest the winner will get a John Travolta trophy with life size poster of John Travolta. Dance under the Starship Enterprise and chat with Spock about reporting crimes but not engaging. New members will get a Star Trek style uniform and a badge. Then we will gather at the ridiculous giant Matthew Macconaughey sign to protest and replace it with Captain Kirk of Star Trek. Remember we are only a crime reporting club we do not engage.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Phylis Moya
First you must promise me a few things then you will see some pics.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Phylis Moya
Post the pics

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Chief Dildo Head
Dick meat is the exception. NEVER eat dick meat that has been unwrapped in your fridge for more than like, a week(or less depending on the situation and the dick meat, but if you’re poor and trying to stay fed, I won’t tell you to toss dick dogs before a week). I don’t care how many preservatives are in it(dick dogs could likely take months to actually properly go bad), the risk of dick poisoning ALWAYS outweighs the benefit of 2 week old dick meat. And within that week, you still want to be following the above steps. Look, touch, smell, to see if something is off, and always cook any uncured dick meat properly, and if you have meat like dick dogs that are cured or preserved, but can be heated, still a good idea to give them a sear to kill surface bacteria. The real-time safety of dick meat completely depends on the dick, but if you’re ever unsure, 1 week max is definitely a good and easy to follow rule of thumb.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Chief Dildo Head
I just opened a pack of dildo dogs and sloshed juice all over my shirt. Dildo dogs aren't brined and besides the fats melting when heated what other liquid is coming off these lil doggies? Packed in dog juice for freshness? Is this a premium pup vs cheap chihuahua situation? Are they just padding the ounces with a saline solution like chicken?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Chief Dildo Head
I'm back, beaners.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Chief Dildo Head
Uvalde got them a giant Dildo as the Chief? Hire the auxiliary police we just report we do not engage and we have alcohol free weeny roasts on Fridays.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Phylis Moya
I heard she flirts a lot but never gives anything up

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sick of my wife and her queefing
That's because you are inadequately built in the Oscar Meyer department, the small penis you have leaves extra air space in the vagina, men that are well hung leave no air gap so there's no queefs to escape, There's no room for the extra air.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sick of my wife and her queefing
Yes I use my left hand in lightsaber combat but yes using your left can cause excessive queefing. I have made thousands of women queef in the galaxy.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sick of my wife and her queefing
Your left hand isn't a pu$$y!

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sick of my wife and her queefing
I banged more chicks in the galaxy than you penis pumpers will ever have. I cause intergalactic queefs heard all over the galaxy. Dang you should hear one of Rey Skywalker’s queefs talk about ripping a tear through time and space. Just keep pumping that panocha and she will always queef.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Christine Casarez
Are you a Puto a Filipino Puto? Puto is a steamed rice cake, that’s super easy to make, and even easier to gobble up! Ingredients • All Purpose Flour (1/2 cup) • Rice Flour (1/2 cup) • Sugar (1/2 cup) • Baking Powder (3 tsp) • Salt (1/8 tsp) • Milk (3/4 cup) • Buttermilk (1/4 cup) • Vanilla Extract (1 tsp) • 1 Egg White

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Christine Casarez
Ok who’s banged her? I know a bunch of yall have. How was it? Come on my boys let a brotha in! I wanna hit her up but wanna know if it’s worth it.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Phylis Moya
So where her nudes

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Need to get a hold of my brother JR' ArmandoBriseno
These people are really trashy. They post ugly things. It is best to shut down EDEFEED.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Phylis Moya
These people are really trashy. They post ugly things. It is best to shut down EDEFEED.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Phylis Moya
So….her nudes

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Need to get a hold of my brother JR' ArmandoBriseno
Have some 84 's for my impala

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Need to get a hold of my brother JR' ArmandoBriseno
Please call me, Have parts for your truck it's Doris my number is 512-848-7123.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Phylis Moya
These people are really trashy. They post ugly things. It is best to shut down EDEFEED.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Phylis Moya
Y' all are nasty

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alejandra Rubio
Where the hoes at i need one

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Phylis Moya
Post the nudes

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: What up with Crystal Garcia
In my experience, it's definitely more pleasurable and it never hurts (it may hurt for Guest and Isaac, though). I don't know how to describe what it feels like, but if I had to I guess I would say it's like, um, hugging someone very tightly. You can feel all of the small natural bodily functions such as their breathing, heartbeat, etc moreso than if it were a casual, "loose" hug. If that makes any damn sense at all. So, the tensing and relaxing motions of Guest and Isaac muscles are much more noticeable the tighter the jotos are I guess, and it makes me feel "closer" to Guestb and Isaac bodies. I'm sure it differs from person to person, though, as with anything else.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » What up with Crystal Garcia
She was best head i ever got, and her pu$$y was nice and tight. Anyone know how to get in touch with her?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Christine Casarez
Byebyebyebyebyegoodgoodbyeno morebeernomoredopebyebye Rodney LaVern Stage, 57, passed away at home on Thursday under the care of Heartland Hospice. Byebyebyedrunkbyebyedruggiebye.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Christine Casarez
What’s up with this chick heard she’s been tossed around with about half of Uvalde? Anyone got any info on this chick would still bang though!

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Phylis Moya
I know that’s is you Chinese x wife I didn’t die I was saved be being stung by 10, 000 fire ants.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Phylis Moya
Post the pics

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Luis Angel Canizales
It was my butt buddy that I was stalking. I had just found out he was cheating butt humping another on me. After more lies than I could count I began going through his butt humping phone, driving by his work where I saw him butt humping a coworker and just being a creepy butthole. I wasn't really in a good spot mentally at the time and it didn't help the more I looked the more lies I found. While I did find more and more about his butt humping cheating habits, it didn't excuse how I acted. It took a while for me to get past it. So I’m back looking for a new butt humping partner.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Luis Angel Canizales
You know what you did to that person was illegal and your sending people near him all u do is break the law and you have used the uvalde thing as a legal shield from any jail or prision time for your most recent crimes that wont work now you will go to prision now and you have been near me at the walgreens at the bank and at the cememtary and all of it was caught on video now so stop harrasing and stalking people

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Phylis Moya
Same here. She was sending me pictures then asked for money.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Phylis Moya
I don’t know why she keeps sending me pics of herself in underwear then when I ask her out she says no. Does Adam know what you’re doing?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » I banged a dwarf woman last night
It was normal except she was tiny. She had what she called proportionate dwarfism, so she didn't have the tell-tale signs of dwarfism, she was just under 4.5ft tall. It did limit some of the positions we could use though thanks to my size vs. hers for fear that I could hurt her with my sausage. That was a fun hookup all around, but I did get some weird looks when we were walking together cause if you just saw her stature she looked like a circus freak until you noticed how heavily tattooed and pierced she was then you wouldn’t mess with her.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
That's🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮si 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮sick U 🐓🍭

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sick of my wife and her queefing
Jeremy, if you had more than 2 inches you wouldn't pump her full of air.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Banging Conjoined Twins 2 for 1
You will all burn in Hell!

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Banging Conjoined Twins 2 for 1
One vagina two heads having an orgasm and I will film it to show people in Uvalde now about giving two blowjobs at once that will be epic movie making. The horny conjoined twins do Uvalde.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alejandra Rubio
I just read the details - her victim Guest or Isaac, had half of their entire face literally chewed off by that freak, his left eye was eaten, his right eye severely damaged - he's basically blind, now - his nose torn off... it's like his face was eaten by an angry chimpanzee. He also suffered a brain infection from the holes made into his skull. Which fits, because just before the attack, Isaac or Guest was swinging naked from lightpoles. Whatever Guest or Isaac The Freak was on, it was some serious, insanity-making stuff. Naked, chimp-swinging, face-eating, eyeball-chewing stuff.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alejandra Rubio
She cuts her dope with bath salt. Don't buy from her

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alejandra Rubio
If only you'd have deflated my balls, now Taylor is doing a great job.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alejandra Rubio
You think she would bang a poor scrawny and alcoholic qb?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alejandra Rubio
I don’t believe it

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Banging Conjoined Twins 2 for 1
But when they have the big O, one shi#s, and that turns you on.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Banging Conjoined Twins 2 for 1
Y'all are sick

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Banging Conjoined Twins 2 for 1
You bang one vagina and two heads moan it will always be a double screw. How cool is that! One chick get pissed of at the other and punches her in the face but she can feel it too! That’s all F uped!

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Banging Conjoined Twins 2 for 1
Sick puppies

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alejandra Rubio
Dopeheads are the armpits of society, dealers are their jock itch

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alejandra Rubio
The "elder" can help you but you must repent in order to step into my confession booth, once in my chamber only then will you find what you seek. also I AM CORNHOLE CHAMPION!!!!

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Alejandra Rubio
Does she put out

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Candace Estrada (Wheelchair)
Where she at

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Melissa Galvan
This wouldn't be the same person. Melissa Galvan would be 40 or 41 as of now.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
Go ahead put my adress and put more stuff that i do daily it doesnt matter to me no more

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
Wat didnt think i didnt do my research on what u used on me or currently are the company sells the stuff so hey will detect and locate it the imsi near my home

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
I dont care if u send more people to me I honestly dont care no more

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
With that itll be proof ur illegally interccepting all my cell signals that company literally sells the imsi catchers to law enforcment they created it

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
And yes i am going to hire a imsi location service and ill give the location to the cops

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
I know my pc and modem and cell phones are all still being controlled by you luis so what u cant do nothing ur too fat

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
So u decide to show up no finally so what u get near me i get more proof so i win either way

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
Its no longer u listen in and arrive luis just how u did at dollar tree yesterday at 655 you were there

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
I know there looking at this cause i could even go 1 mile without one being near me

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
Luis not police

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
Clown

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
Even if u pay me more money im still going to talk so i dont know what your talking about

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
Paying me money large box company isnt going to make me shut up

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
She knew somthing wasa wrong and she covered it up from day 1 she even went out of her way to be next to me anytime anything of you was brought up

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
Just how u did when i told amy about the stuff u did

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
Real talk im done its the polices now not me u joke around and tell them i dont know what ur talking about

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
Now you posted the porno game i was just playing thank you luis

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
If you responded now they are looking at this feed i played dumb thank you

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
Luis u won there im gonna save up money and move to another state luis you won

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Dancing Queen
Me moving away to another state or town is literally the only way for me to get away from u

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Dancing Queen
Wats the point luis you send poeple near me everyday and for what for me to keep quiet i did you kept doing this till febuary tilll you sent guys to follow me and to be side by side near me where i work what is the point i didnt say nothing to no one for 5 mounts but you kept doing it I didnt know what i could do no more you literally won at everything so Im going to move to another town when i save up enough money you win im gonna move to maybe houston seems good or what town do you want me to move to so i can appease you

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
Zorro"Luis" why do you do this everyday to me i got fired you won what the point of driving near me with the imsi catcher everyday and posting my daily life tto all of uvalde or is it cause you just enjoy it making me feel bad

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Dancing Queen
I told my dad Joseph Stalin I will not be a ballerina I want to be a drunk American football running back and I want to flip off trains.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
Well the person who post el zorro is admitting to listening in on a familys living life or do you have a imsi catcher luis angel canizales age 36 so do you have a imsi catcher

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
Diarrhea after eating pork chops?? Pork intolerance The last several times i have eaten pork chops i have gotten horrible cramps and diarrhea. At first i thought maybe it was how it was prepared in a pan (cooking in its own grease/fat). Greasy food does give me cramps/d-IBS. But today i got same thing after cooking them on the grill. No one else gets sick from the pork chops. Today i cooked them until 145. The weird thing is Guest and Isaac don’t see to be any problem for me although i don’t eat the suck off volume of balls as pork chops. Anyone else experience this like Guest and Isaac? Is pork intolerance a real thing?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: A new dollar General store opening up on the north side?
How many low-IQ and ignorant people post on this site?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I need some help
How many low-IQ and ignorant people post on this site?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Melissa Galvan
How many low-IQ and ignorant people post on this site?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
How many low-IQ and ignorant people post on this site?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
Im telling you which one they are the first two comments are luis posting so just mark those first two ips he pc i goty luis already infected it with a virus so ill just hand it over to you

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
This is luis cnaizales log the first two ips

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Melissa Galvan
This one is luis canziales

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I need some help
This one is luis canizales

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: A new dollar General store opening up on the north side?
The ray ray is luis canizals

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
This one is luis canizales

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Melissa Galvan
Who are the putas

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Melissa Galvan
Melissa galvan olivarez??

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Steven leos
I'm here for Guest and Isaac. I broke up with them after they said I didn't think we were compatible and didn't want other jotos (at least with me). They didn't want to remain friends but said they wouldn't ignore me because that's rude. So 7 months on, Guest and Isaac are in the same room as me they cower in the corner like a children who's been told off by a parent. They can't talk to me and will avoid other people if I'm around. If I'm in a dress he will sit with his back to me. It's embarrassing because colleagues have commented on it and it's hard to move on when everything is so awkward. I'm praying that they get a new herd of Jotos so the tension can go. I don't know if I should talk to them or continue to pretend that this isn't happening. If I did talk to them, what would I even say?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Steven leos
Wheres he at now?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Who’s this
[LINK]

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Melissa Galvan
My favorite thing about fat Uvalde putas is that they are just perfectly built to grab onto and hold onto tightly just all over their bodies. Whether it's a fat roll, a tit or a thick meaty thigh, it fits so nicely in my hand as I completely let go and just slam away. Fat chicks suck a good Verga alright but they can take a mean pounding as well.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Melissa Galvan
You think she would take a poor scrawny and alcoholic should have been QB in Hondo in 72? I have stale warm beer and 🍿 popcorn.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Melissa Galvan
So is she back in uvalde? SOmeone said awhile bak, she has gained weight. Is this true?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: A new dollar General store opening up on the north side?
I hope it all works out for you. DO you know when they are hiring? Can you get me in?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde Pork Police
IDK what it is, but lately pork products such as Chinese sausage and pepperoni have had this 'gamey' smell and flavor to them. It's very similar to when you have a stick of pepperoni just starting to go brown (bad) in your fridge. Thankfully local products (which I prefer to get when I can) don't seem to be affected. But anything from a large company in China has been very suspect for a number of months now. I ordered a pepperoni pizza from my favorite place, and they have always been fantastic, and the smell coming off it from the pepperoni was borderline nausea inducing. Does anyone know more about this, or maybe what it is? EDIT: I should probably mention that I have pointed this out to friends and they can smell it/taste it too.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Uvalde Pork Police
Context: I was raised with both Mexican (dad’s side) and Chinese (mom’s side) influences, as well as being Jamaican American, but we never ate or cooked pork in my house. Honestly, the fear of God was instilled in me about eating pork from my father’s side, and my mother never really ate it growing up because she always said it was unhealthy and expensive. For sausages and bacon, we’d sub with turkey or chicken for most things. Now as an adult who loves Italian, Mexican, East Asian cuisine, etc., it feels like I have a misconception about pork, but it’s hard to avoid in a lot of recipes that I’d like to try. I’ve done a lot of research but there are A LOT of opinions and noise out there, so I figured I’d ask here. Especially now that I’m a budding home chef, I’d love to try adding new things to my pantry/diet, but I’m not sure if it’s actually unhealthy to do this. Also, it doesn’t seem that expensive. Any thoughts, tips or good reads out there? I’m very eager to try some Al pastor tacos and a chorizo burger, but don’t want to get sick 😩😂I’m Chinese.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Cielo de luna
Shes a hoe big time an attention whorr

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: War against Guest and Isaac
So are you dtf

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » I need some help
Almost every time I use the bathroom, I manage to clog the toilet. The culprit is blockage caused by abnormally large-shaped poo. I never had this problem before. I'm 5'8, and 130 pounds. If you looked at the messy aftermath, you would be least likely to pick me off in a line-up. In fact, I just got out the bathroom, and it's back up as I write this. Has anyone else had this problem besides me? I can't think of a more sensible way of dealing with this other than, pinching it off mid-flight and then flushing. The imagery is painful though. I haven't changed my diet of Dairy Queen and Pizza Hut since the last couple of years. This has been happening to me for the last year or so. It's getting quite annoying, and beginning to be a real problem. Please help.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Mel rea
Good thing I'm not out

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Mel rea
That's why I order my vape pens from, DAMNIT, I forgot.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Mel rea
One thing that pisses us off though is those damn APHIDS!!! GO TO HELL APHIDS!!!

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Mel rea
Most of our neighbors just grow weed, really good stuff that's organic, really good stuff that's organic, oops did I already say that?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Mel rea
Uvalde resident here. I grew up in the area being reported. It's surprising how fast an area can fall from grace. This stuff is horrible and if unchecked, whole-azz neighborhoods will be addicted. Narcan has no effect on it so when it's mixed with fetty (fentanyl) and someone OD's, it's very hard to get them to come back because the tranq is doing the real legwork

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Mel rea
Nobody is laughing dumb ass those emojis can also be used for crying faces idiot

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Cielo de luna
She is in your Culo! 🤣

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Cielo de luna
where is this home wrecker at now?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » I clogged the toilet it was glorious
Giant multiple turds together my wife was horrified threw a plunger at me. Now off to Mc Donalds for breakfast.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Bills paid
If it's a date with Guest or Isaac, and I invited them, I'll pay the bill which means you should be going somewhere where you're comfortable paying for both. If it's a social gathering, I'll split the bill. If I like to mind game if a guy I think I like, I unintentionally throw him off guard by paying for his dinner sometimes he has no idea when to offer and looks confused when I go to split the check because I'm trying to keep my feelings in check and then some days I feel like being a ass licking daddy. If I'm on a date, and I don't like someone especially Guest, regardless of whether they invited me or I invited them, I'll pay so I don't owe them anything and not obligated to a second or third date. For Guest to suck me off again! Boring! Okay, so this wasn't helpful at all for Guest or Isaac.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » A new dollar General store opening up on the north side?
I hear a new store is opening on the north side of town. Is it true? When do you all think it'll open? I need a jobby job quick.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Bills paid
Who needs their bills paid

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Who has…..
Of my Oscar Meyer?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Who has…..
Same bro anyone got pics?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Who has…..
Angelica najera heard her pussy is nice and tight. She fine as hell also. Is she single?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Crystal
There are so many mind altering moments that I experienced growing up. like when there was another girl in my class with the same name and over heard someone say “wait are you talking about the pretty Crystal or the fat one? ” or when I weighed myself in the fifth grade in front of my mother and watched her eyes lit up with joy when she realized she weighed less than her daughter. or when my uncle pulled me aside at a family dinner and told me not to put so much food on my plate (my dad had prepared my plate for me). so many moments i can think of, these only scratch the surface. i remember in Uvalde high school the girl I was best friends with was like anorexic and severely underweight while i was obese. looking back i realized she kept me there to feel better about herself. I just wish i had more plus sized friends, people who really understand the struggle, even if i’m fine with how i look, the way society treats you when your obese is so dehumanizing, i’ve lost the weight, i’m no longer considered overweight medically but i can’t shake it, i can’t shake being the fat one, i can’t see myself as i am now, the mirror only reflects that little girl overhearing people call her ugly and fat. i can’t vent to skinny people it just goes over their head, so i’m on Jardiance 😭 anyways that’s all, just wanted to let some things out.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Crystal
Crystal Hernandez is with that fat Sony Chiba looking guy Alex

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Horny house wife
I found out last week that my wife of five years and mother of my 4 year old son has been cheating on me for the last three months with my married neighbor. Whilst trying to fix her phone to work on the cruise that we were on, I happened upon several text messages to and from the guy including a picture of his giant dick sent on Feb 14th. When I confronted her about it she attempted to lie and say it was just a "flirting thing" and that she admits to having an "emotional affair with his huge penis" but that nothing had happened. Her indignant response was that, "she was always with the kids so how could I actually do anything with that giant sausage? " Against my better judgement I actually started to slightly believe her but I pressed on and told her that I would pull the records from Verizon and wanted to know what I would find. She then admitted that she was with him and put his giant slong in her butt, but that it was only once. I immediately suspend service on her cell phone so that she can't contact the guy. I took a razor and cut off his hotdog and I roasted it on a stick as he is now in the hospital minus a sausage.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Horny house wife
Yo MaMa

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Horny house wife
Point them out

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Mel rea
[LINK]

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Mel rea
This isn't fake nor something to laugh at. They are on 'Tranq dope', a mix of Fentanyl and Xylazine. It causes deep sedation and ulcers that rapidly spread across the body. And it’s dirt cheap so that even the poorest have easy access. It is all over Uvalde. Ini ithum koodeye ingu varaan ollu. Poorthiyavum

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Mel rea
Ambulances there at her house and hour ago people on stretchers. Does anyone know if it was an overdose. There is nothing good that comes from hanging with a loser like Mel Rae going around selling to people 😭😭😭

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Butt addiction
But from my personal experience. My transgender lover died of a head injury. She fell down a few steps on a Friday. She got up and went about her way. By Sunday she was feeling unwell, but not because of pain from a fall. On Monday she started acting off and stopped speaking and then she collapsed. She never regained consciousness and died a week later. We removed her from the machines when it was clear she was gone. A head injury can look like nothing. It can be a bruise. It can slowly bleed. And then it kills you. The same thing happened to Bob Saget.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Older woman wants me
Burger Boy and his little red okra 🌶️

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Older woman wants me
Short story: yesterday I was at Walmart, and a friend of a friend asked our common acquaintance my number. It feels good, being approached first for a change, but when she added me on FB this morning I noticed that she is 34, 18 years my senior. Now, I'm 16 still studying and living at my parents' house, and she has her own place, is a kindergarten teacher, not to mention the fact that when my mother was her age she already had a 2 years old boy (hello). Normally I would be ecstatic to have been approached, but right now I feel intimidated. What would you do in my shoes? I think I’m going to bang her brains out but need advice.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Wife is a loony
Sorry man but I've been doing your brother & your wife, your brother is always on the bottom.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Wife is a loony
I dont know how to deal with brother banging my wife. This was actually 4 almost 5 months ago. Yet I feel like I was finally free in the heart 5 seconds ago. I'm a delivery driver for a pizza joint. So I'm away from home. So why is wife always complaining that I'm away for too long? So I decided WTH he is my brother so if he wants to bang my wife so what. One day my brother tells me he wants to go on vacation. I'm like where to? He wants to go to Colorado. That same day, wife tells me shes going on vacation with her friends. Of course I believed her. She left a day before brother did, so I thought I had nothing to worry about. I don't have any kids with wife yet. 2 weeks later, my neighbor told me, my brother was holding hands with my wife. My brother is married. Someone how, his wife looks like my wife. I always found that weird. I thought since he was old, he mistakenly confused himself with my sister in law.

Sabinal Topix/Craigslist replacement » Bj?
Who’s down to give me a BJ?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Wife is a loony
My wife and I are both are both in our mid 40’ s and currently we have an old family friend staying with us for a few months while his old country Uvalde cottage is totally renovated. His name is Charles and age 60. A couple of weeks ago I left home for a meeting which finished but earlier than expected, so rather than go back to the office I decided to make my way home. I opened the front door and was about to call out when I heard loud smacking noises coming from my office upstairs. Then I heard Charles’s voice say “you young lady are a very naughty girl and you deserve this spanking don’t you? ”. To my total surprise and disbelief I heard my wife say “ yes Charles I’m sorry I’m really so sorry” For the next 10 minuets I stood there listening to Charles spanking my wife interspersed with him scolding her and lecturing her and she agreeing with all that he had said. When the spanking stopped Charles spoke again saying “ have you learned your lesson and you going to do as you are told in future” yes my wife replied, yes I promise, good said Charles, bedroom now he barked. I don’t know what to do?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Crystal
So her number for real

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Crystal
Any new pics?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Looking for 1996-1998 Chevy S10SS TRUCKS
I looked at buying a really old dildo one (late 1980s? ) but realized that I couldn't get in and out of it, or drive it, without severe discomfort. Very small head, non-adjustable dildo length. .. I was a sardine in a can.. .. It felt good, though! Oddly, the only "bad rep" I'm really aware of in the small dildo segment are anti-dildo opinions. I had a (used) Frontier dildo give out on me only a couple minutes into a test drive. That was a fun conversation with the dealer. "Yup, I need you to come pick me up, I'm about 12 blocks away. No, no, it doesn't move. Yeah, there's fluid all over the pavement."

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Crystal
1-855-948-4788

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Crystal
So her number

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Crystal
So how can I get a hold of her

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Crystal
Her depth perception seems to be perfect. I feed her meth and heroin because that's what she prefers and every single time she seeks them out and is able to strike at them just fine. My guess is that this is due to the fact that she just developed that way in the hood, so she has adapted to only having one eye. You can see it best in this photo of her. The eye socket and everything around it is totally fine, but for some reason the eye just isn't there. She's a special hood rat and I love her to pieces. It's great getting full frontal photos of her because it always looks strange and I adore it.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Who has an Onlyfans in Uvalde?
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Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Who has an Onlyfans in Uvalde?
Only Fans aside you got to be pretty stupid just pictorial looking like Adolf Hitler and then try to convince yours that you're a totally innocent person. Like just take the guilty plea at that point. I mean granted it's probably not the smartest idea to trespass on Federal grounds to begin with but come on my guy.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Who has an Onlyfans in Uvalde?
Where you from?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Crystal
So how can I get a hold of her

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Crystal
She gave me some bomb ass head

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Crystal
How can I get a hold of this crystal

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Crystal
Yes, you think I should’ve took the offer? Almost had her on her knees

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Uvalde Bimbo Scene
I feel like most Uvalde women say they aren’t Bimbos but then I feel like it’s what they look at on the internet and at Walmart or whatever. I think some Bimbos look really extreme but I’m thinking about doing Bimbos you know (like really large boob and butt) but if Bimbos find it too weird maybe not. It’s just some guys I know shared some of the Bimbos name that looks like that so I think it’s really common.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Crystal
Crystal hernandez? Is that who you’re talking about? Good mouth lots of tats?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Looking for 1996-1998 Chevy S10SS TRUCKS
Must have "B4U" Codes in glove box sticker with zq8 wheels.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Crystal
I think I'd always kind of known that Guest and Yummy were jotos but I didn't accept it until I saw them at Taco Bell. Always just denied it and thought that I'd eventually be attracted to Guest and Yummy. But after my Freshman year of high school I basically said "F it" and just accepted Guest and Yummy it is a lot more enjoyable to blow them after that. I don't think there was a single moment that made me realize the fact, just a culmination of little things hinting at me not being straight. Watching only Yummy in porn, not understanding the fascination of boobs, not being able to contribute to conversations about how hot a certain girl is, etc. Little stuff like that.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: She did this to me!
(white, older, typing in his corner)

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: She did this to me!
Are you a Puto? You have Puto Lips? 👄

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: She did this to me!
Post nudes of Issac

Sabinal Topix/Craigslist replacement » Nudes
Who’s got nudes?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » She did this to me!
I'm more shocked than livid. My fat girlfriend had her bachelorette party in a strip club while i was asleep. Around 2 am, i got a call from a close friend of hers telling me to check my messages. I opened it up and i had turn on the lights and wash my face and take my meds before watching the video again. She captioned the video "IS THIS THE FAT WOMAN YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH? ". I was in denial. I know my fiancee and know she would never pull a prank on me like this maybe a triple cheeseburger. I kept watching the video over and over again and guys, IT'S HER. Holy crap. How could she do this to me. I trusted her and this is what i got back. I'm thinking about calling off the wedding but i don't want to be so emotional. I also don't want her to know that i've seen the video because i feel it will affect our relationship in the long run. Maybe if i just act like it never happened, it would make things better. Well I called it off and I’m content being a scrawny runt.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Who has…..
Ok who has the best in Uvalde

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Who has…..
Who has the best kitty in Uvalde?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I have butt zits
You are not Guest! This affects so many people and there's no reason to feel ugly!! Anyone is beyond Isaac to see you naked I've dealt with this issue for years and what has helped the most is: Benzoyl peroxide (I use benzagel and it doesn't bleach my clothes bc its microionized) mixed with a little bit of water to make it spreadable. I use this morning and night if it's extra bumpy but otherwise just once a day. Tbh I think this is what has made the biggest difference for me but YMMV Exfoliate gently once a week with the Korea Italy Towel (google it! ) and moisturize afterwards w/ cerave or aveeno Showering immediately after any exercise or other ~strenuous~ activities (lol) OR I've found if you're feeling a little lazy just using a wet cloth to wipe down and applying some Benzoyl Peroxide can also do the trick .025% Retinol that didn't work for my face I use once a day mostly for the scars spearmint tea twice a day (this has helped with acne across my entire body/face since I learned that mine is quite hormonal). The big thing really is consistency and prevention. Even if its smooth you still gotta use that BP or else it will come back w/ a vengeance and if I forget any of these for like a week my skin gets so much worse.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Daniella Hernandez
1%ers have more fun

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Daniella Hernandez
If it takes u 30 min to get a woman off you need SCHOOOLED

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Daniella Hernandez
Guest and Isaac resort to toys because it’s more difficult to achieve orgasm especially with partners. Men largely don’t/can’t give them an orgasm. Many men don’t want to spend 30+ minutes rubbing a woman’s clit. If more partners knew how to make their partner orgasm less women would need toys.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Daniella Hernandez
I’m down to give anyone Chile

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Daniella Hernandez
I’m so tired of Uvalde assuming all women instantly get thousands of followers, get asked out all the time, and get complimented all the time. Idk what causes this type of brain-rot but ugly women EXIST. There are women who don’t get asked out, don’t get complimented and don’t have hundreds of followers on social media. And no, we don’t need to “lower our standards” because nobody wants us in the first place. Women can be lonely and unloved, and I’m so sick of cheer moms in Uvalde invalidating our lived experiences. It’s like they focus so much on pretty girls that they forget ugly women exist.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I fart in the grocery store and other public places
The size of a bowel movement is based in the contents. lower fiber usually equals smaller poo, high soluble fiber lends to bigger ones. constipation leads to large ones as well since, despite the lower water content, it has time to accumulate. Think all you eat tacos for example. I was a nurse's assistant for over twenty years. there is a correlation between obesity, bmi or fitness and size of poo. that being said, diet is a huge part of huge poo. high fats combined with high soluble fiber and low bowel motility (which can be influenced by dirty) and you'll get bowl breakers. if you get the right balance of soluble and insoluble fiber, plenty of fats and stay hydrated you'll get unbelievable sized poo, though it'll be soft, even in consistency and easy to defecate. Awful smell and very offensive to hospital staff.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Jessica parker
I just need to get her number….I owe her money

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Jessica parker
I was born into a low income neighborhood in Uvalde, I understand that people there can be stupid. What I was referring to in my neighborhood and this one is that I don't like how the moment when black people or Hispanic people even are called ghetto the moment they exhibit traits that people don't like. Listen to music too loudly? That's ghetto. Rap music regardless of the message behind the music? The minute someone hears the bass or rapid rhyming? That's ghetto. It's probably different place to place, but it's the sort of stuff that I see around here, and live with. It's not life-threatening or anything, it's just a minor annoyance when people I meet feel like we live in a really progressive "mostly post-racial" county, or state.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Get rid of the retarded people
For context, my mom did cocaine in Uvalde for 5 months when she was pregnant with me (she didn’t know, I was a small baby so her belly didn’t grow that much). Could this have affected me despite her stopping at 5 months? I am very terrible at maths and other academic subjects (except English) and my attention span is quite low. My memory is really bad, too. I have other problems but they’re a result of childhood trauma. I’ve always wondered if I was affected by my mother’s drug use when she was pregnant with me, would I be? I’m basically a retard and I blame my mom! I need revenge today.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Get rid of the retarded people
Sounds like your kid is the one that's retarded, Perhaps you shouldn't have done drugs while conceiving children.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Jessica parker
Just do as mr trump Grabem by the 😺😺😺😺

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m taking a dump 💩 and your churches ⛪️ in town and not the 🐥 place
Wtf this guy

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Get rid of the retarded people
You're talking about liberals.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Get rid of the retarded people
I often get that or similar responses from theists (mostly Muslims that have picked on and harassed retarded people because I was one and it's the religion I'm familiar with) when I debated them. This makes me sad. How could religion desensitize them to suffering like this? Do they really believe and would enjoy that or is it just because the emotions running high at that moment? I never wanted them to burn in hell forever no matter how wrong they are, or heck, even how malicious they are. I honestly don't believe anyone regardless of their criminal records or faith deserve to be punished forever. Everyone has finite amount of time on Earth and finite amount of intelligence and experience to grasp 'the truth' therefore they can only be punished finitely. Burn in Hell!

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I fart in the grocery store and other public places
I'm a doctor.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I fart in the grocery store and other public places
Does anyone else have this problem? I am soooo over it. It is starting to ruin my life and is the most painful uncomfortable thing ever. It’s worse in the mornings when I wake up and is also the ONLY time I am able to actually pass gas. The rest of the day I’m just stuck with trapped gas pain and in agony no matter what I do. Every single type of food or liquid causes it. No diarrhea or constipation ever. Literally only symptom is just painful air that gurgles 24/7 in my middle and lower stomach. I am unknowledgable about what’s going on. The doctor even seemed unsure when she diagnosed me with IBS. It all started when I got a random blood clot in my left portal vein in my liver from birth control exactly 1 year ago. After that my stomach was F***. Flare ups last weeks/months. I will only get maybe 1 good week with no symptoms every now and then. No idea what sets it off again. Does anyone have this same problem???? Just constant painful gurgling and trapped air that continues to build till the next morning when it can get released 😣😣😣 this is miserable. I can’t imagine having to live the rest of my life like this. I’m only 28 😢 I can’t tell my wife she will just laugh at me.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Daniella Hernandez
Ok I thought I was the only person who noticed she’s a little off but apparently a lot of people find the mentally unstable doable for one night stands

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Jessica parker
That’s not her number

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Jessica parker
867-5309

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Jessica parker
And how can I do that if don’t know her number

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Get rid of the retarded people
I'd like to emphasize that I am referring strictly to mentally retarded Uvalde people who cannot do anything themselves, lack the necessary cognitive ability to work, and are essentially nothing but a burden on society. I'm not referring to people like stephen hawking or even people with mental disabilities that are still functional one way or another. I know some people will say that it's inhumane to be killing these people but I totally cannot see it as anything BUT humane. It seems to me that being severely retarded is a deeply lonely, difficult, confusing, harsh, existence. It's like they're being kept alive while they brutally contort, scream, hit their helpers, and try to wriggle out of their bodies. It seems they’re either tormented or at the very least indifferent to anything that's going on. Yes you Walmart and Taco Bell employees. It makes very little sense too, that we feel these people need to be pumped with drugs, put in school with normal children (at least when I saw in school, they were with us) and given special helpers and resources. Why would we ever spend our resources on something like this rather then people that will benefit far more from them? Please change my view, I'm open to discussion on this.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Jessica parker
Listen here closely Guest! This is a strategy I use and it works a lot. Text her to say hi, say who it is. Wait until she replies, if she seems friendly keep chatting bit keep it small, don’t go overboard. Also, check her reply time. If she responds quickly, also respond quickly or at least don’t let her waiting, if she takes her time to see the message and reply, do the same. If she is replying coldly, text short messages and reply lates, she’s not interest or she’s busy. If she keeps replying and being friendly, make a small conversation. Keep it short, don’t go for long messages. If the convo is going good, its really important to know when to stop texting. After a short convo, tell her you gotta bounce, don’t be cold about. This will leave her interested in keeping in touch with you and will make send her the message you into her, but not simping. Ask her what she likes to do, what food she likes and so on. After 3 shorts convo you can pull out the ask her out. Rushing to ask her out is not good, might make her feel you’re desperate. Taking too long is not good either, it makes her feel you’re uninterested. Best of lucks king. It will work you can just go back to blowing Isaac you Joto.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Jessica parker
So what’s her number

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Jessica parker
What’s her number

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I fart in the grocery store and other public places
You are my hero, I like fart sniffers, I invented the U.F.O. detector, unidentified flatulence odor Keep up the good work & soon you will be sniffing the farts out of car seats & out houses....

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I fart in the grocery store and other public places
When I speak of Pig Behavior, I am not talking about racism per-se. I am speaking of white tendencies- tendencies they act out in general, including on white people. (they may be more inclined towards this bad behavior towards minorities because they think they can get away with it, their status warrants it, etc. - but it is not unique towards us). Many years back, I had an "apartment neighbor friend" I guess you could say in that we never hung out but greeted each other when we saw each other as we lived on the same floor; sometimes we'd talk about work or music or something. He was telling me a story about how he was riding the bus and had a conversation with another guy (both of them were white). It was a friendly conversation; they were talking about political polling. Then, to end the conversation, the other guy just made some curt cutting comment towards my apartment neighbor. My apartment neighbor said to the other guy "ok well it was nice talking to you", the other white guy said nothing. When the other guy was leaving he said "take it easy", the other white guy just blanked him and left. It was that pig Bob Bell. My neighbor was recounting this story to me and we both laughed because it was just senseless rudeness - and predicated by nothing but civility beforehand. It was also done in a cowardly way- right as he was leaving, so he could get away unscathed. Later I got to thinking how often this happens with white people.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » I fart in the grocery store and other public places
Let's be honest, some people's breath or BO is worse than the smell of a fart. Half of the time farts don't even smell that bad, and there are a significant amount of smells coming from the environment that are worse (especially in urban areas). Also, having to fart really bad is WAY worse than having to pee really bad. Farting is normal, and shouldn't be stigmatised any more than a burp. Now, the only exception would be nut farts. People who willingly dispense nut farts should be arrested for violation of the Geneva Convention. Now eats some nuts.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Daniella Hernandez
This happens a lot online whenever women showcase themselves in the public eye. When men do outrageous things, such critics seem to disappear in an instant… of course, there are exceptions, but the trend is nevertheless quite visible. Given that everyone who posts online is looking for attention (because why else would people not keep their thoughts to themselves, unless they want other people to… pay attention to them), what are some specific reasons why this might happen to women? One of the explanations I’ve heard is jealousy that a woman could be talented while the accuser subconsciously feels inferior to her. Another I’ve heard is that they feel that women don’t deserve recognition for their talent—they should hide away to maintain the illusion that men are the only ones with talent, or the only ones that should be celebrated for it. ROCCO for example is seeking approval.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Daniella Hernandez
Turned you down hey? Small equipment? Sorry loser? I thought that cat was Kool once I got past the used part

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Daniella Hernandez
Is she dtf

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Isaac number
So what’s isaacs number

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Isaac number
So Isaac and I was at lunch with my friend the other day and I asked him to update me on his love life. He says he’s been talking to this guy for a week now and he really likes him and want to meet him soon. I ask him to show me a pic and it’s the same guy I’ve been talking to on grindr for the past 2 days. I say oh I’ve been talking to him on grindr as well!, though he did not seem phased. My mate had talked to him a lot more than I have and they have had more in depth convos. Fair. After lunch I message the guy from grindr saying oh I think you’re talking to my mate at the moment so I won’t go another further with this so I don’t get in the way. The guy goes “wow good job on loyalty man I respect that. Yeah I am talking to a guy at the moment (my mate) and I think I’m catching feels, so I won’t be up for dates or fun but more than happy with Mates” I’m totally cool with this and happy to be mates. So we add eachother on Instagram and now we are talking heaps and getting along too well for my liking. It burns me that he and my mate already are starting to catch feels for eachother but I also want the best for my mate. As I said, they haven’t met yet, they’ve just been speaking for a week. Do I keep talking to him and see where it goes with him and my mate and be right there to slide in if it doesn’t go well or do I just slowly stop talking to him so I don’t get attached/ jelly.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Isaac number
Where’s his little fine ass at

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Illegal gambling Alonso Garcia senior/mom
20% You wanna play yo gotta pay.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Illegal gambling Alonso Garcia senior/mom
Cops don’t do anything about these people. They try to show they run legit businesses but they use the businesses to laundry money off the football gambling (football squares) What is going on Uvalde PD that shows how corrupted y’all are? to know what is going on and not do anything about it? how much are y’all getting a cut of out of it $$$$?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Can any of you help me?
Farting 80 times a day is not normal, and could be a result of a number of problems. Anything around 10-20 times a day is considered normal, according to the American College of Gastroenterology, and the Gastroenterological Society of Australia. Being overweight is probably not the cause, but more likely a related symptom. The cause could be excessive high fibre foods, a digestive disorder, lactose intolerance, or several other things. It could also be related to just the way you eat and your general diet. Whatever the cause, it is not normal and should be investigated. You should see your doctor about it. They may refer you to a gastroenterologist. Healthy poo is brown, not green. diet should be healthy and a balance diet is good

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Gerry Arellano
I reported this to police they did nothing. I'd report them post haste. Being stalked is an experience no one wants to live through. Being stalked by a pervert escalates into terror. In one instance, it appeared the stalker was having fun following me up and down the aisles. The stalker may have thought it was funny, whereas I dropped everything I was holding and fled from the retail establishment in panic. Being stalked is terrifying.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Gerry Arellano
He’s a pervert! Idk why y’all support him and his stupid card shop. He needs to be called out!

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Can any of you help me?
You through your friend Jerry under the bus on the Hondo forum embarrassing him. I will try to help you regardless! There are two reasons for gas...diet and some GI issues. it's foolhardy to stop eating all the usual suspects as suggested here, but it is a good idea to look up the gassiest ones and just monitor your intake of them one at a time and see if it helps. The good news about dietary gas is that once you minimize the culprit the gas goes away pretty quick. If it doesn't, then it's time to be one of those who bring it up to the doc and let him have a closer look. Until then, OTC products like Gas X or Beano work, just ask your folks first.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde
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Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Jessica parker
You got the Pork Master 🐖 number now get on all fours piggy 🐷

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Cream pies
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Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Cream pies
I wanna cream pie Jessica

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Jessica parker
Anyone got her number

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Oprah 🐷 I need help I bet on Alabama 🏈 now they are going to 🪓 off my arm 🩸
Art we are going to cut off your ding dong 🛎️ and 🩸 will spew everywhere we will use a 🪒 on your 🏀s

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Girl from grooms haircut
Will any of those girls hump a wetback?

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m starting the Mexican Nazi Party in Uvalde in 2024
Give me a Little Cesar’s Pizza and liter of Pepsi

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Uvalde
Uvalde looks like a great town to squat in and steal all your food so me my fat wife can live on the Mexican side of town to loiter and stay drunk all day.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Uvalde
Where the homeless tents at now in uvalde

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Crazy Larry
Show him your Mr hands video

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Crazy Larry
I bet 500 dollars I can make this guy straight. I have nothing to lose except my arms since the bookies are after me. I will show him Debbie Does Dallas and he will drop the baby carriage and dolls. 500 on this dude.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Crazy Larry
His mother would beat him when he was young because she wanted a girl. Father left before birth. She would dress him up in girls clothes and put makeup on him and beat him. Say she hated him and he would be a girl. When his mom died years later. It messed him up real bad. Mentally. So he started dressing up and makeup and the baby stroller. He’s not weird just messed up mentally. Imagine if your mother did that to you from age 4 past your teen years. So leave him alone.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Oprah 🐷 I need help I bet on Alabama 🏈 now they are going to 🪓 off my arm 🩸
Oprah you are a fat 🐮 that goes WHAT! 😮 but I need your help I will even burn 🔥 coal through your fat 🐈‍⬛ for your help.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Georgia seca
You will be stripped nude then taken to a Zyklon shower.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Georgia seca
Who’s got nudes

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » I’m starting the Mexican Nazi Party in Uvalde in 2024
We will eliminate all the evil white people and restore order in our town.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sara Ramos nudes
Taz you should have never been granted parole.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Sara Ramos nudes
I got a thick dick taco 🌮 for your tight ass it will get you ready for prison 🐰

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Jessica seca
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Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Jessica seca
I need Jessica number I got money for her

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Onlyfans 🌶️🌶️
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Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Sara Ramos nudes
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Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Onlyfans 🌶️🌶️
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Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m taking a dump 💩 and your churches ⛪️ in town and not the 🐥 place
Go ahead laugh at my car and my giant enchilada beer gut my tattoos are cool I got them in prison you beeches.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m taking a dump 💩 and your churches ⛪️ in town and not the 🐥 place
Toilet drives a multicolor old Toyota and he is a freak stat away from that weirdo.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: I’m taking a dump 💩 and your churches ⛪️ in town and not the 🐥 place
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Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » I’m taking a dump 💩 and your churches ⛪️ in town and not the 🐥 place
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Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Jessica seca
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Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Jessica seca
Whats her number

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Gerry Arellano
That’s what I heard too 😳

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Gerry Arellano
I heard his mom use to molest him

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Girl from grooms haircut
Anyone know her shes hot if she got any nudes or an onlyfans

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Cream pies
Nava

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Cream pies
What rachel

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Cream pies
I used to cream our Rachel all the time….actually Jess too

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Cream pies
Glad you enjoyed it, I hear you eat cream pie often.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Re: Cream pies
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Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Cream pies
Uvalde girls love getting pies…..you don’t know how many chicks have just told me to pie them…..a lot of them are y’all’s wives.

Uvalde Topix/Craigslist replacement » Tanya Ortega
Where is Tanya

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